quinta-feira, 17 de janeiro de 2008

My Last Wish (When The Time Comes)

First of all, I do not intend to make anyone feel uneasy or worried about me with this post. I don't have any death wish, and I'm not freaking out because of personal life or work (Damn! My vacation is over!). But there are some things that must be said (or written) before it's too late.

When I die - and I'm not dying now: I intend to die of old age sleeping on a bed - I want these simple wishes for my departure.

1 - If there is anything on me that can be recycled, go ahead and give it away. Yes, I mean my vital parts.

2 - Don't bury me. I want to be cremated. I don't want my last image on this plane to be a dead body in a box. Keep my ashes only to my funeral (see below). After this, throw them in the air. If possible, from a high cliff. I want to fly one last time.

3 - During my funeral, people must wear whatever they like, what makes them feel comfortable. Black is not my favorite color. I'd rather blue or orange.

4 - There must be drinks in my funeral. In front the urn with my ashes, put many small glasses and bootles of different boozes. One by one, my friends must go there and have a drink, remembering any good moment we had in our lives.

5 - There must be music in my funeral. Happy music (if possible, Weird Al Yankovic or Mamonas, what makes people laugh). Only in the end, play my music. If you really know me, you know what music I'm talking about.

Well, that's it. I really hope someone get this (and I know this blog isn't one of the most famous...) and do it for me.

"Always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath"


So be it!

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